Poem: Debbie Hairy – My Dildo

My Dildo – Debbie Hairy

My dildo is great, you know
because when in it goes, and out if goes,
I eventually explode like a great crescendo on a grand piano
like a vesuviun volcano—oh…I’ve only just begun
but it seems I’ve put some of you off, well, heigh-ho!

No fellow – no man, young with gusto
or experienced and full of masculine bravado,
can boast to have given me a better orgasm – despite the tendency
they share for braggadocio

It’s short and thick like vice of choice of one Fidel Castro
once I forgot to lubricate and it was like squeezing a sausage through a cheerio
it’s like riding a bull in the rodeo
an added bonus when you’re having your fanny licked by a David-Cameron-Pinocchio
like inviting Ron Jeremy home for some hot cocoa, after one too many Cointreaus
when I get on board, I think of England
but and I know it’s quite un-patriotic
but, I find the idea of stiff lip so so
I like mine to quiver.

 

 

 

 

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